Where lowest standards are just the beginning
If you find a higher price, we will beat it by adding 10%, GUARANTEED!
Mimings Econopost is a great all rounder. Apply one scoop daily for best results.
$5,000 AUD per 10g
Mimings Thriftypost is the inflation fighting soil conditioner. Apply two scoops daily.
$15,000 AUD per 15.7g
In memory of Archie the snail (who was taken by the Compost Crows). May contain traces of snail.
$35,000 AUD per 30.07g
You be chonkin’ yo way to fresh produce. Apply one scoop daily for best results.
$100,000 AUD per 500g
This compost will grow enough produce that will attract enough snails to feed France!
$150,000 AUD per kg
Aged and matured for decades with hints of silage and sewerage.
Price on application
Our most exclusive compost. Period.
$70,000 AUD per scoop
Our uber premium homeopathic soil conditioner.
Price on application*
*Only available to offshore account and shell company holders
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